It's not as though Matt asked me to help him and I said no, it's more like I left the apartment before he woke up and stayed out until his parents' cars were gone and I was sure that they were done. And obviously he did fine without me, seeing as how he cleaned the place out, not including the boxes littered about.
I have no complaints about my box furniture though, it'll certainly send a clear message to anyone who might drop by for a visit. Not sure what that message is; but it's one that sums me up pretty well regardless.
Actually, maybe that is the message, a clear and resounding "What?" followed by a pregnant pause whose conclusion never really comes to full term.