Mind you, it's not so much the information itself that bothers me, it's more finding out about it without the person in question knowing that I know. Of course, that's what I do to people all the time via my comic. And I have to admit that it's more comforting for me to let people process information about me without me having to be there. Not having to have that moment when my doctor is like "Oh! You have a boyfriend? Well... uh... you use condoms, right?"

And not that she wouldn't be questioning my condom usage if she'd already read my comic, but I wouldn't have to sit there while she's startled, pretending not to be startled, while I'm apparently supposed to pretend that I can't clearly see that I've startled her. Is that what I'm supposed to do? What does she want? Was she hoping to get with me? Should I have told her that I'm into chicks too? But I mean, I was in a committed relationship, at the time anyway.

Point is, everyone needs to read my comic, mainly so I never have to introduce myself again. And if you're reading this doctor lady; call me, I'm single now.