You might remember that this isn't the first time I've been forced to depend on my upper garment to make up for my lower garment's failing. Well, technically this was the first time, since this comic was actually draw before the one earlier in the archive.
You know, this whole thing would be solved if we all could wear dresses! And I'm not talking about a fucking kilt or any of that shit, I'm talking full-fledged evening gowns! When will we as a society throw off the oppressive fashion restrictions we're forced to live under as males?!
Speaking of restrictions, what about corsets? It wouldn't solve any practical issue, but I want to get more day-to-day use out of my $200 corset, damn it!