Speaking of losing weight, I know that a lot of people (or some people) are getting into those online things that turn losing weight into a game by giving you achievements and such. Fitocracy is one of them right?
I like how all the nerds who want to lose weight are flipping out about this like no one has ever thought of such an edgy, geektastic idea as incorporating exercise into a game. C'mon guys, I've never really liked sports, but I have heard of them!
So yeah, what better way to kick off an online journal comic then to disenfranchise myself from geeks. It's a little thing I like to call keeping it real. How does that taste? Internet!